Lemming 'L' Da Hui Ref -2013-

Full Name: Lemming Da Hui

Alias: "L", "LEMMING THE LIVING SUICIDAL SALTY LEMON" -

Age: 17 years

Birthday: January 13

Zodiac: Capricorn

Favorite Color: Yellow

Species: Dragon

Breed: Hawaiian Sand-Dune Knucker and Tibetan hybrid

Height: 5'8" while on four legs, 8'9" when on two.

Sex: Male

Sexuality: Seems to shift between being asexual and Bisexual.

Personality: The easiest way to describe L's personality would be: "Surfer-dude Emo Asshole". L has pretty much given up on ever seeing the world as anything more then a dark dreary death trap, and thus doesn't feel the need to treat it any better then such. Even in the rare moments he tries to do the right thing, his snappy attitude often makes the action backfire on him. The only time he ever really seems happy at all is when he's out surfing.

Bio: Lemming was born in a parallel dimension to Spyroid's, shortly after the time when Spyroid was turned into a Goddess. Somehow, Lemming was connected to Spyroid though the parallel universe (Most likely explanation was that the words needed another mortal to be living, since Spyroid left a gap). This wouldn't have been such a big deal, except...Due to Spyroid's bullheadedness and "Leap before you look" logic, it ended up that she had technically gotten herself "killed" 156 times during her short run as Goddess. And since Lemming was connected to her, every time she got killed in her own dimension, something would happen in Lemming's dimension that would end up killing him too, often in the most brutal ways possible, however, since Spyroid was immortal during that time, and Lemming was connected to her, he couldn't die, and was constantly resurrected again and again each time, to the point where he was so much trouble to handle, even his parents secretly hoped he would just off himself.

Some death highlights include:

- Drinking a full bottle highly toxic cleaning fluid, completely burning and disintegrating his insides -Age 3

- Getting beaten over the head until he passed out, then getting buried in the sandbox by an older child, suffocating -Age 4

- Crashed into a window pane and bled to death -Age 4

- Setting the house on fire while playing with matches, also caused the death of a firefighter that got his body out of the house. -Age 5

- Slipping and stabbing his throat with scissors when attempting to give himself a hair cut (Also lead to his nicked ear). -Age 5

- Getting in a van with strangers leading him to be tortured and killed before being dumped in a land fill. -Age 6

- Rough housing with friends on top of a tall rock, being pushed off and cracking his skull open -Age 7

- Getting in a school yard fight with a bully, whom pulled out a switchblade and stabbed Lemming multiple times in the chest when it looked like he was about to win. -Age 11

- Playing around with a friend's dad's loaded gun, getting startled when the dog jumped on him, pulling the trigger and shooting himself in the gut. -Age 13

- Getting bashed against and impaled on sharp rocks after a wipeout (Surprisingly, his only surfing fatality). -Age 14

- Getting involved in an illegal underground porno movie studio, then deciding to quit when the director kept yelling at him about how he couldn't do anything right, leading to him getting beaten up by the director and having his throat slit. -Age 16

- Getting in a drag race with a drunk, crashing the car and having the drunk shoot him multiple times in the head. -Age 17

- Sort-of accidental suicide (Twice). -Ages 17

By this time, Lemming had pretty much given up on the world and all it's inhabitance, it made him extremely bitter and bleak about everything. Finally, he decided to try and end his life once and for all...

Unfortunately (Or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), Lemming cannot die until Spyroid does (Unknown to everyone), and during this time, Spyroid had found out the Gods had turned her into a Goddess, and demanded them to make her mortal again. Since she is no longer immortal, she doesn't just "die" anymore, thus making Lemming completely incapable of killing himself in any way shape or form.

Shortly after, Spyroid made the decision to take her medallion that let her cross into other dimensions and alternate realities, melt down the metal and change it into a machine, calming that " It's harder for someone to steal something bigger!".

The first portal she opened up with the machine was Lemming's dimension. At the same time, Lemming was attempting to kill himself by electrocuting himself with a telephone wire. Something about that seemed to glitch Spyroid's machine, sucking her into his dimension and him into hers, as well as shutting down the machine.

Que. hours of trying to figure out how to get back home and eventually getting the machine to turn back on after Bates discovered the password for the machine was "123", when Spyroid finally got to actually meet Lemming, and offered to get him back to his own dimension. Lemming refused, claiming he found a lot of new ways to kill himself in Spyroid's dimension, and thus planned to stay.

Other notes- L

- Time moves differently in Lemming's dimension then in Spyroid's. While it's been 17 years for him, it's only been a little less then one year for Spyroid.

- During his wipeout death, a shark and chewed on his "corpse" a bit before police officials pulled him out, the shark losing a tooth in the process. L had made a necklace out of it, which ended up getting stolen away from him by Samantha.

- Like with many animal species in Lemming's dimension, lemmings don't actually exist. In his dimension, "Lemming" is actually a common name that's close to the name "Lenny". However, since nobody in Spyroid's dimension knows this, upon hearing his name is "Lemming", they respectively just call him "L", because even if everyone tends to hate him, they figure he's suffering enough and doesn't need any more salt in his wounds.

- Lemming's speech often has heavy use of "Surfer Slang", he has to REALLY be depressed to drop it.

- Despite all the morbid deaths and suicide attempts, the only permanent visual damage to Lemming's body is the nick on his left ear. This may be because Spyroid's dragon form doesn't have ears, leaving that part of Lemming's body to be mutilated in any way shape or form.

- Lemming once had a crush on Bates, but after that feeling was left completely unrequited multiple times, he eventually gave it up.

Other notes- Character Comments

- The character of L was actually created when I was playing a life simulator game by the name of "Alter Ego" ( Here's a not quite as good online version of the game: www.playalterego.com/alterego You can also download the real game and play it on DOSbox) I wanted to try and do what no one else did: Record every death in the game. So I had my character named "L" for Lemming and went to try it out. However...Due to the games creative random events coding, I was unable to get some death scenes, even after reloading 50 times, so I just gave up and decided to continue on with the game, having the goal of trying to make a character with the worst life possible. And is was...Somehow hilarious in a strange way.

- Some time ago, I attempted to make a series of videos for youtube using Alter Ego and Lemming called "The Miserable Life and Times of L Da Hui". In which I acted as the narrator and had to cover up for the fact the game was clearly about a human, like why would a dragon need a coat or wear clothes at all, thus leading L's original design to be an Anthro Eastern dragon, whom was tan and had rainbow markings. I never really felt happy with the design, until one day I was looking at my Deviations when I saw someone had submitted dragon adoptable in a Spyro group I was in, one of which was a rather scraggily look dragon, which I just got the urge to buy, and thus is now L's official design. The videos I made for Youtube never got put up, mostly due to the fact that most of the random events I wanted to happen didn't happen, and thus it wasn't as funny.

- L's middle and last name, "Da Hui" was inspired by a song of the same name by "The Offspring" ( F-bomb warning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYvqMY… ), after seeing one of the commenters saying that "Hui" means "Dick" in Bulgarian, and seeing as L was suppose to be an asshole...

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